Happy 34th B-Day Kanye: 10 Things He Might Be Wishing For

Amber And Wiz To Shut Up

Rapper Wiz Khalifa recently posted a picture of Kanye’s ex Amber Rose with the caption “My little munchy wunchy crumb cake.”

Amber (who Ye called a blonde d*ke at Coachella) has been known to call her new beau “her little Gremlin”, “Jimi” as in Jimi Hendrix and an “upgrade” from Kanye.

Kanye’s face?

O_o

Thirty White Beyotches

What? You didn’t think it was just a line in “So Appalled”, did you?

Alexis Phifer Back

Designer Alexis Phifer was one of the classiest of Kanye’s leading ladies and seemed like a perfect match for the G.O.O.D. music head with their penchant for fashion and fine living.
His ex-fiancee recently spoke on her previous ties to West with VIBE saying,

“Kanye was kind of a different type of guy. He wasn’t your typical rapper. He was just different. And there aren’t a lot of guys in that field that are different in the way that he was. The reason why I even gave Kanye my number was because he didn’t seem threatening.”

A (Solid) Drop The Throne Release Date

Maybe this is our wish and not Ye’s but we’re sure Kanye’s ready to introduce his Jay-Z collabo album to the world.
It’s rumored to drop later this summer although Ye previously said it would arrive in February.

Another (Well Deserved #1 Album)

This horse.

Uhhh not sure why this one in particular but Kanye previously posted a picture of this horse on Twitter saying,

“I need this horse… Kings need horses”

Don’t ask questions, it’s Ye.

Get the man a horse for his b-day.

The Illuminati Talk To Stop

Ye previously joked on Twitter about his reported ties to the “secret organization” on Twitter saying,

“I’ve got question about “the illuminati” … what is it exactly ???… and why do people think pop stars have a membership???!!! LOL…Is illuminati and devil worshipping like the same thing… do they have a social network that celebs can sign up for? Question… can you devil worship on the new iphone??? LOL!!!”

A Black man can’t have money and power and NOT be a part of an occult organization?
Sheesh.

Everyone To Forget The Taylor Swift Incident

The nearly career shattering move he pulled at the 2009 VMAs continues to haunt him to this day….

Come on…are we still bringing this up in interviews years later?

Kim Kardashian

Don’t care what these two are saying about being just friends, the meaningful glances said it all.

Humphries won.

Shay The UK Bombshell

This…well…bombshell was rumored to be dating Kanye earlier this year.
The model is the best known for her 30 JJ cup size and hails from East London.

Kanye won.

Happy 34th B-Day Ye, we wish you many more!

-HipHopWired