United Is Getting Trolled With #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos, And They’re Hilarious

United Airlines did Pepsi a favor and is now catching all the L’s. After dragging a passenger off an overbooked plane, and its CEO doubling down with a tonedeaf apology, people are trolling United with the #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos hashtag. 

Bless the Lord that Twitter is still free.

Peep the hilarious United Airlines motto suggestions below and on the flip.

https://twitter.com/MaxismMao/status/851666420341407744

https://twitter.com/NeelKasurde/status/851667817011175424

Seriously, who did this?

https://twitter.com/ITZDANNNO/status/851704951306899456

He did.

Son…

https://twitter.com/j_millerworks/status/851696760267448320

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https://twitter.com/przagentorange/status/851676436976902144

https://twitter.com/BirdieWings80/status/851660030642458625

https://twitter.com/itsFabian/status/851659482316845057

https://twitter.com/itsFabian/status/851658200382410752

https://twitter.com/realitskenny/status/851656375814037509

https://twitter.com/thompsenjesper/status/851681672244240384

https://twitter.com/xXGurgleXx/status/851687114932723717

Real.