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Donald Trump held a press conference today, and it pretty must confirmed that POTUS no. 45 is bat sh*t cray cray. Like a petulant child, Cheeto Jesus barely answered questions posed, couldn’t keep Hillary Clinton’s name out of his mouth and at one point presumed all Black people know each other. 

https://twitter.com/thejgravitt/status/832311888495124480

In case you don’t want to sit through the replay, we compiled the craziest moments from the presser. For the record, it was to announce his new nominee for Secretary of the Department of Labor, Alex Acosta. But it ended up being a look into the mind of a madman.

We can’t decide what’s more amazing (infuriating), the fact that this guy got elected or how incredibly out of his depth he really is.

That said…

Donald Trump thinks all Black people know each other. 

https://twitter.com/ShaunKing/status/832310911784325120

This is ironic considering in the same press conference he said he’s the least racist person you could know. 

https://twitter.com/jesseberney/status/832306190365421573

And we quote, “The leaks are real. The news is fake.”

https://twitter.com/jbarro/status/832297389276925952

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And another quote: “Drugs are becoming cheaper than candy bars.”

https://twitter.com/jtylerconway/status/832293195333644288

Trump brought up the past sexual assault claims against him up himself. He says they were all dismissed. Total alternative fact. 

Trump still thinks the media is dishonest and treats him unfairly. Poor baby. 

After scolding the media for daring to ask him…questions. He actually for a reporter to ask him a nice one. 

https://twitter.com/OliviaMesser/status/832303757799071746

Donald Trump said he inherited a mess when came to The White House. This, of course, is an alternative fact. 

https://twitter.com/owillis/status/832290433850023936

What about Russia? 

Liar liar, pants on fire. 

Hillary, again. 

https://twitter.com/jbarro/status/832302337351938051

Donald Trump saw something about Hillary Clinton and uranium on FOX, so he figured it must be important. 

Also, he’s not sure what uranium is or does. 

https://twitter.com/Diane_7A/status/832310730925961218

Trump said his administration is a fine tuned machine. Yeah, okay. 

https://twitter.com/cthagod/status/832291034637926401

Cheeto Jesus brought up something about a nuclear holocaust. Let us pray. 

Remember when he said he won the electoral college in landslide. “Someone” gave him that info, which is a lie. That is all. 

https://twitter.com/rachel/status/832298240011821057

Did we mention he talked about TV ratings?