13 Times Chris Brown Needed A Do Over

There are few figures in pop culture more polarizing than one Christopher Maurice Brown.

He’s equal part mad genius and pariah, and these 13 times Chris Brown needed a do over are pretty much proof that some of his biggest Ls are self-inflicted.

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Beating Down Rihanna

In the eyes of the law, Breezy’s savage 2009 beating of Rihanna has been expunged. But given the many twists and turns his life has taken, it would seem he’d want to take this one back.

Rawing Nia Guzman

As 2 Chainz infamously said, “I take care of my kids, but I’m flexin’ on my baby mama…I’m like damn I should’ve worn a condom.” If you’re going to smash your backup dancer, you might want to strap up.

Those Struggle Tattoos On His Head

You rarely if ever earn enough money to justify inking anything on the nape of your neck…let alone a pair of struggle tattoos.

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Fake Gangbanging

Gangbanging is an unfortunate reality in Southern California. But Chris is from Virginia, and it’s an entirely different thing to be indoctrinated into gang life at a young age versus the conscious decision to hang out with Bloods in your mid twenties.

Violating His Probation In 2015

If the judge gives you 1,000 hours of community service, it might be a good idea to knock out those hours instead of arguing with Karreuche and making struggle tapes with Tyga.

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Slandering Caitlin Jenner

And while we’re on the subject of Tyga, it’s probably a bad idea to make fun of the transgender spokesperson who fathered Tyga’s lady. This is also known as the transitive property of beef.

His Good Morning America Tantrum

Robin Roberts beat cancer twice and chose to come out as a lesbian. Do you think she was afraid of asking you the perfectly justifiable question of why you haven’t openly displayed remorse for beating your girlfriend like a rented mule?

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That Struggle Neck Tattoo

Before the atrocity on the back of his head, Breezy got what appeared to be a silhouette of Rihanna on his neck in 2012. It turns out it was a Mexican Sugar Skull, but if you have to ask…

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Not Signing A Child Support Agreement

There were a million baby daddies either sadly shaking their head or laughing in jest when Breezy thought he had a “handshake agreement” with Nia Guzman for providing for their daughter Royalty.

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Approaching Karrueche At The Club

Given his history, you’d think Chris Brown would be extra careful about anything that could be perceived as a violent exchange with the woman in his life.

Beefing with Drake

When Rihanna smashed Drake and but that Bajan juju on him, Chris Brown showed the sugary side of his Shredded Wheat biscuit and caught feelings. That led to an epic club brawl, reconciliation, and then an accusation that Drake smashed Karreuche. Sigh.

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Beefing with Frank Ocean

Over a parking space though? We need Ed Lover to bless us with the “C’Mon Son!” sign.

Threatening Tyson Beckford

This was just another case of Chris Brown not being able to move on when it was clear Karrueche chose up on another dude. Them’s the breaks.