13 Album Publicity Stunts You Keep Falling For
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At some point this year, you’re going to be uncontrollably excited about the release of an album. We’ve already seen it happen last year for J. Cole’s 2014 Forest Hills Drive, and earlier this year for Drake’s If You’re Reading This It’s Too Late—and just last night, Kendrick Lamar’s To Pimp A Butterfly. (No shade—Top Dawg says Interscope dropped the ball)
But the days of geeking out over a single for a month, followed by a Hype Williams-directed video are done.
The new gimmick is tricking you into thinking there is no gimmick. Look at these 13 album publicity stunts you keep falling for and see which projects made you fall for the jig.
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The No Haircut/No Shave Gimmick
This strategy was popularized by Jay Z and dubbed the “Blue Fro.” Legend has it, ‘Hov was so consumed whipping up tracks for The Blueprint he couldn’t be bothered for a shape up. Maybe it really happened, but by 2009’s The Blueprint 3, it looked like he was just growing his hear to keep up the illusion and create pre-album press.
Real Or Fake Beef
Taking aim at roughly 16 different musicians both dead and alive worked for 50 Cent when he dropped 2005’s The Massacre. And 50 used the same tactic on Before I Self Destruct by engaging Kanye West in a sales battle. While the beef leading up to both Jay Z’s The Blueprint and Nas’ Stillmatic was real, it also gave both emcees a nice bump in sales due to the surrounding controversy.
An Epic Freestyle
The thing about those epic Funkmaster Flex freestyles you always hear during an artist’s press run is that none of them will ever be on the album. That goes for all those mean lines you heard from Jay Z, Fabolous, Kendrick Lamar, Pusha T and others.
The Non-Album Cut
Remember when J. Cole hit you with “Be Free” or Big Boi teased the long awaited OutKast reunion on the “Lookin’ For Ya” remix? Then you realize those songs aren’t even on the album. Womp, womp. Granted, sometimes these are legal or legit sample clearance issues. But if you bought a copy of Nastradamus expecting heat and only got “Shoot ‘Em Up,” you’re probably nodding in silence right now.
The “Surprise” Release Date
Everybody wants to “pull a Beyonce” and drop an album out of nowhere. Here’s the thing, bragging about how you’re avoiding the gimmick of a pre-album press rollout is a gimmick in and of itself. Most people knew Drake’s latest joint was dropping either an album or a mixtape way back in December.
Skipping “Urban” Press
Certain publications that like to remain nameless love thumbing their nose at “sh***y Hip-Hop blogs.” They neglect to mention that their lack of a hood pass or any passable knowledge about Hip-Hop keeps them coming back to said blogs to see what’s hot. And in that thirst for a mainstream look, your favorite artist lets their publicist talk them into skipping “urban” press to appeal to a demographic that won’t pay for their album anyway.
Social Media Takeovers
Maybe social media is the next democratic wave in communication. Or maybe it’s just something A-listers only exploit when it’s time to plug product. Jay Z’s 2013 Twitter Q&A revealed “Oceans” was two years old, and he was a fan of Ab-Soul. The same has been true for Madonna and Nas’ respective “Ask Me Anything” sessions on Reddit or Eminem’s Facebook takeover. The motto is to keep fans wanting more.
Secret Shows And Guests
A lot of recent “secret shows” have been branded with MySpace. Generally, such shows are geared at hardcore fans with the locations kept under wraps as long as possible. Meanwhile, the likes of Travis $cott and Fashawn have benefitted from having OGs like Kanye West and Nas as secret, featured guests during their official album release shows. Who doesn’t like surprises?
An Album “Leak”
From Angel Haze, Azealia Banks, and now Kendrick Lamar, there’s a decent list of artists that have actually leaked their own albums out of anger or spite. Granted, Banks and Haze unceremoniously parted ways with their labels, but most of us saw those splits coming. Album leaks are an inevitable consequence of the Digital Age, but leaking your own album is on par with retail suicide.
A Free Preview Stream
There’s nothing worse than feeling you’ve been tricked into buying a dud of an album. In that regard, allowing fans to “try before they buy” through sanctioned streams on NPR, The New York Times, and Spotify has been great. Yes, it’s a gimmick—especially since someone uploads a rip to a torrent site within hours—but it’s hard to knock getting a free preview.
Meeting The Artist
Taylor Swift will show up at your house, Beyonce will give you a gift card at Walmart, and Nipsey Hussle will let you come to his retail spot to buy his album for $100 if you want. This has been happening since the days when artists would hit the Virgin Megastore in Times Square right after their label-mandated visit to Total Request Live. It’s taken a new format, but your best bet to meet your favorite artist is probably to buy VIP tickets to their show. Or camp out during SXSW.
Fake Controversy
Few things get people talking like fake controversy. This comes in the form of Nas’ Hip-Hop Is Dead and naming his album after a racial epithet. It can also come in the form of your fans holding a protest for your album, you making an album full of pop drivel, and then blaming said pop drivel on the label.
The Retirement/Comeback
Here’s an oldie but goodie from the sports world: you want to go out on top so this will be your final album. But alas, it’s all an elaborate ruse for your inevitable return and the sales that come along with it.
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