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Sunday’s episode of Real Housewives Of Atlanta had Claudia Jordan trending for all the wrong reasons. Her bare feet brought back images of Lela Rochon in Boomerang, because it was instant “hammer time.”

Jordan took the criticism of her corns in stride, since she’s on point from the ankles up. But cases of hidden hammer time in Hollywood are real. These famous women caught with busted up feet could do themselves and the rest of us a favor by keeping their dogs in the kennel with some closed-toed shoes going forward.


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Oprah Winfrey

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Oprah has way too much money to have feet like The Women Of Brewster Place. If her Instagram post is any indication, she’s getting help.

Kim Kardashian

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Kim Kardashian tried to squeeze her pregnant dogs into some pumps, but her toes ended up looking like Vienna Sausages.

Kim Kardashian

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Victoria Beckham

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Nothing “posh” about that mean case of hammer toe Victoria Beckham got spotted with.

Victoria Beckham

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Mindy Kaling

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Mindy Kaling’s feet look like she was caught running through New York City barefoot…wait.

Mindy Kaling

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Keri Hilson

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Remove the nail polish, and it looks like both Keri Hilson and Serge Ibaka play for the Oklahoma City Thunder.

Keri Hilson

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Maria Bello

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Doesn’t it seem like Maria Bello is just waiting to grip that boat with her foot and flip it over King Kong style?

Naomi Campbell

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Naomi Campbell hit the red carpet with bunions and corns. That’s the exact opposite of “on fleek.”

Naomi Campbell

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Jennifer Hudson

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Despite her beautiful transformation, Jennifer Hudson got caught with Shrek feet at the People’s Choice Awards.

Jennifer Hudson

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Lady Gaga

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For reasons unknown, Lady Gaga was strolling through London looking like she had been kicking sacks of Gold Medal flour all day.

Lady Gaga

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Angela Bassett

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It’s sad that the ever-beautiful and graceful Angela Bassett was in public with her feet looking like she was slow dancing with a blind elephant.

Angela Bassett

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Christina Hendricks

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In a classic case of trickery, Christina Hendricks uses her ample top game to distract from the unmitigated disaster happening down below.

Christina Hendricks

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Claudia Jordan

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Oh, Claudia Jordan. It turns out there’s a reason why so many pictures have her feet cropped out.