The premiere episode of the 5th season of Love & Hip Hop: New York was full of the face palming f*ckery we have have come to expect.
While it looks like Joe Budden and Tahiry are gone, we get new cast member, and potential Bridgette Nielsen look alike, Chrissy to replace their loss. She quickly made herself known by mentioning she used to pimp out Erica Mena.
Speaking of, Mena is still being play gay with Cyn Santana while Rich Dollaz aka Rich Quarterz continues to astound us with his struggle. And we didn’t even get to to Peter Gunz and his love triangle of fail.
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Tara has beef with her kids kicking it with their new half-sister. How petty is that? Also, what’s up with her furniture budget.
Here’s Nicki. She look familiar?
Erica Mena is apparently still gay, for now.
Mendeecees is free. Also, Yandy gotta be cold rocking a skirt with all that snow on the ground.
Peter Gunz and Amina are having/had a girl. Also, Peter Gunz has eights kids. That is all.
This is Cisco, we never heard of him either.
Diamond Strawberry is an aspiring model moving to NYC to be closer to a boyfriend named Cisco. Can you tell this won’t end well or nah?
Mendeecees being reunited with his namesake was touching. No slander zone.
Nicki is dating Chink Santana, who is going through a divorce. Can you tell where this is going?
Mendeecees took Yandy to Vegas for shotgun wedding. Can we talk about his shirt, though?
Chrissy swears that Erica Mena used to work for her as an escort. Oh.
1. Erica Mena was befuddled by Rich’s claims that her records didn’t make any money.
2. Chrissy came in with the extra ratchetness. [sigh]
Amina thinks things will change once she has the baby. Good luck with that.
