The 15 Reasons Bey Z Didn’t Attend KimYe’s Wedding - Page 7

If you thought that that Watch The Throne II was on its way soon, think again!

With KimYe finally husband and wife, it seems that the powers-that-be have turned their attention to who did and did not show up. Being dubbed as “the ultimate snub,” Jay Z and Beyonce were reportedly a no-show at the rap-reality duo’s extravagant nuptials in Florence, Italy.

While the couple’s family and famous friends (see: weed carriers) flocked to 16th Century Forte di Belvedere, Beyonce and her husband were in the Hamptons, according to Us Weekly. There was a lot of speculation on whether the powerhouse package would attend Kanye West and Kim Kardashian‘s wedding, and guess what — it didn’t happen.

What does this mean for The Throne? Will Yeezy bust out a rant at this year’s Made In America?

Let us know what you think, as we breakdown the 15 reasons why Bey Z clearly weren’t in wedding attire!

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Bey Z Feel Bad For Rob

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No one cares about the forgotten Kardashian son and brother, but with his health taking an interesting left turn Bey Z probably felt bad about him to not show up at KimYe’s wedding.

Jay + ‘Ye = No BFF’s

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With all the hoopla about the albums, the tours, and their budding BFF status, it seems there’s one simple explanation why Bey Z wasn’t in the building. Maybe the celebrity couple’s aren’t that close.

No New Fondue

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The full guest list is still a mystery to those interested. If Drake happened to be in attendance at the wedding, we could say Jay wouldn’t want to share a plate of fondue with Sherbet.

Blue Has Allergies

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You seen all the photos: Blue Ivy doesn’t play. At all. Bringing her to KimYe’s wedding wouldn’t happen on account that the child is clearly allergic to fakes.

Not About That #CreepLife

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Kim Kardashian’s friend Jonathan Cheban looks kind of like he’s about that #creeplife, no? Bey Z definitely wouldn’t want to go to a wedding where it looks like someone would steal Blue Ivy.

International Solange

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The powerful Hip-Hop couple thought it might be in everyone’s best hope if they stayed at home so Solange wouldn’t cause an international incident.

Blue Vs. North

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With everyone fighting in the Roc Nation house, it’s only right that Bey Z’s first born have a bit of tension towards North West. That energy could spill out in public, which the couple didn’t want so they decided it best not to show up to the wedding.

Bey Z Needs Rest

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With the “On The Run” tour getting ready to take up, the Bonnie & Clyde of Pop Culture decided it best to take a rest before hitting the road.

Deepak Taught Me

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The couple’s spiritual advisor, Deepak Chopra, told them that they shouldn’t go to KimYe’s wedding. He recommended that they cleanse their chakras on the beaches in the Hamptons.

Life Is Not The Dash

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With all the hoopla about Bey Z, Solange, and their fight on the 13th floor — the duo didn’t want that energy happening across seas. While the guest list is still a mystery, the couple probably didn’t want to run into Dame in international waters.

Wackness Personified

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Jay Z and Beyonce are notoriously picky and they probably didn’t want the wack energy of Lamar Odom (Khloe still has that wack juice on her) rubbing off on them and their careers if they attended the wedding. So, they didn’t.

Thou Shalt Not Covet

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Despite Hov being Kanye’s best man, he probably didn’t want to be cornered by Kris Jenner and her plot to take him from Beyonce.

Don’t Scare The Baby

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Taking the trip to Florence, Italy doesn’t seem half as worth it if Bey Z’s child is afraid of Bruce Jenner’s face.

Didn’t Want To Fly Coach

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Bey Z probably didn’t want to be stuck on a cramped private jet with a bunch of lesser mortals. Totally understandable.

What reasons do you think Bey Z chose to not go to KimYe’s wedding? Speak on it below!