10 Hip-Hop Vixens With No Rings On It - Page 7

Confucius says, “hoes be winning,” but you’d never know it based on this list of video vixens who have as many rings as Kevin Durant; that would be none.

Hip-Hop’s favorite pieces of eye candy may get a lot of workouts in the bedroom (no shots), but they can’t seem to make that one important exercise: the walk down the aisle.

Here, then, is a list of 10 video vixens/models who never got a rapper to wife her up. Never say never, though.

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10. Melyssa Ford

In her prime, the model once known as “Jessica Rabbit” could command thousands of dollars for the smallest of roles in a video. Nevertheless she was last seen hustling real estate on Bravo’s Blood Sweat & Heels, and without a ring of any kind.

9. Sheneka Adams

Her claim to fame lies somewhere south of Carmelo Anthony’s border, and even though she’s shown us parts of herself that we’d rather not see (like that infamous photo of her getting a Pap smear) Sheneka still hasn’t gotten wifed up. LaLa, meanwhile, has a whole series of reality shows… #HoesBeLosing

8. Lauren London

Oh, Nunu. At one point, everyone had their hopes held high for this beautiful actress, who currently stars on The Game. But her stock crashed like the market in 1929 after she became one of Lil’Wayne’s FOUR baby mamas.

7. Keyshia Dior/Ka’oir

This model-turned-lipstick entrepreneur (!!) was once the wifey of Gucci Mane…but since their unceremonious breakup, she hasn’t had any sort of luck in the commitment department.

6. Bria Myles

One of the prettier models on this list, she was once seen on the arm of Drake…but alas, neither Drizzy nor anyone else has given her a new last name.

4. Esther Baxter

She’s got great curves, but she’s definitely received the curve from many a rapper…probably because her relationship with Joe Budden got so ridiculously ugly. You can accuse a man of a lot, but it crosses into a whole different level of crazy when you accuse a man of killing your baby.

3. Rosa Acosta

Amazingly, no one has gotten this veteran vixen to walk down the aisle…even though, Lord knows, she’s had many a rapper in their feelings about her.

2. Tahiry Jose

After a successful run on a ratchet reality show, and countless rappers & athletes running up inside of her, the 36-year-old can’t get anyone to make that all-too-important commitment. And with her pleasant personality, it’s really hard to imagine why…

1. Yaris Sanchez

There was a time when every wannabe video vixen aspired to be like Yaris Sanchez. Even though she looks like Lilo from Lilo & Stitch in the face, many a Hip-Hop honey wanted Yaris’s Build-a-Bear body and rhyme-spitter dance card. Alas, all that glitters isn’t gold, and once it became obvious that Yaris merely adapts to the personality of the music man she’s dating at the time (when she was with Lloyd Banks, she was the Complete Bronx Fishwife; she starts in with Joe Budden, and she becomes The Real House-Hoe of Bergen County; now, she’s with Ab-Soul, & she’s become an Crunchy Granola Folkie Earth Mother; if she ever dated a rock’n’roll guy, she’d probably become a Motley Crue fan & start throwing the goat…), she started looking less like wifey material and more like Stepford Wifey material. No bueno.

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