15 Rappers Who Shouldn’t Have Been On MTV Cribs

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MTV Cribs chronicled the lives of so many professed ballers throughout the years, they had to have known they were making a mistake.

Celebrity culture became a sweeping obsession across America when MTV premiered their Lifestyles of the Rich and Infamous-esque show back in 2000. Featuring tours of the homes of over 185 celebrities, musicians, actors and athletes over the course of 13 seasons, audiences were able to get an inside-look at people whose gaudiness outweighs their own.

Vanity aside, it would have been a better idea for these 15 rappers to save their guap instead of blowing it on such outlandish things.

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Here, we start with that Trippy Trio from Memphis, Tennessee:

Three 6 Mafia

In truth, this was probably Juicy J’s house and he let the other members of the group be a part of the episode.

Trick Daddy

No telling if he’s still waiting on his endorsement check from Wet Wipes, but he should’ve spent more time in the studio churning out hits.

Redman

Finding out that one of the illest MCs in the game has such a crappy place is bad. Learning that he is a hoarder is worse. Def Jam, help this man!

Lil’ Romeo

Not even old enough to hit the boobie bar, Master P’s son was wise to ensure his future by going to school. Rapping was definitely not his major.

Shaggy

It shouldn’t have been him. Period.

Fat Joe

The Bronx, New York City wordsmith left the Apple behind for the sunny beaches of Florida. He should have focused more on that basura better known as Jealous Ones Still Envy 2.

Rick Ross

No officers were filmed during this episode, but if you look hard enough you can see the Maybach Music general’s “Employee of the Month” certificate from Sonic.

Lil’ Wayne

The former Hot Boy actually should not have been showing off Turk’s house while he was locked up. Not cool, Weezy.

Roy Jones, Jr.

He may beat us up for saying this, but thank God he can fight. He would have never had that house if he focused on that Body Head Bangerz

Ying Yang Twins

Closed captioned for the English speaking Hip-Hop fans. If you don’t know what happened to these guys, they morphed and turned into French Montana.

Ja Rule

Back when Rule York, ahem, ruled the charts, he took his talents to South Beach. We’ll find out if they came back with him since his recent release from the pen.

Slim Thug

Instead of using MTV and Viacom’s time for your own personal dating promo, the H-Town boss should have been more intent on churning out continued hits.

Tony Yayo

Betcha didn’t know that he lived in the basement of 50 Cent crib, huh?

DJ Khaled

Suffering from success isn’t the only thing that ails the Miami-Dade “producer”.

Lloyd Banks

One’s car may be bulletproof, sadly enough though, your career is not. Did we miss anybody? If you can share your thoughts below!