15 Rappers With The Weakest Game But The Most Chicks

For every chart-topping rhyme slinger who marries big (see: Future or Jay Z), there’s a legion of rappers who get by on sheer luck.

Hip-Hop loves an artist who is able to capture the attention of the people. Adored by the women and idolized by the guys, plenty of MCs have the unique position of being able to navigate the inner sanctums of both worlds utilizing only the power of words. Forces of nature such as LL Cool J, Big Daddy Kane and The Notorious B.I.G. were such sources of pimpin’ lyrics that they’re still being imitated to this very day.

Dreadfully, that skill and aplomb cannot be found with this lot we found in our 15 Rappers With The Weakest Game list.

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Here, we start with a Young Money rapper who pulls in the ladies, but who’s skill on the mic are always a source of debate.

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Tyga

This pint-sized rapper’s association to heavy hitters such as Drake and Lil Wayne is probably the reason why Blac Chyna is so happy to be around.

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Diddy

Always ensuring to preserve his sexy, the Revolt TV CEO manages to spit cringe-inducing lyrics about his sexual prowess. Yet, he can still keep a bad diva-in-training on his arm.

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Yung Berg

You would think that someone who gets consistently robbed such as this Chi-Town rapper does wouldn’t pull so many sexy ladies. Yet, somehow he scored with America’s Next Top Model Jaslene Gonzalez.

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Soulja Boy

Say whatever you want about his hit-making skills, but this Chicago-born rappers has used his talents to pay the bills. Despite his “positive, black” lifestyle, he’s known more for being exposed by Kat Stacks than having platinum plaques.

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Slim Thug

Another member of the Kat Stacks Twitter hit list, this H-Town veteran has had his fair share of wack rapper moments (see: The Thug Show). It’s hard not to remember that at one time, a certain Destiny’s Child was pressed to be with Thugga.

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Flo Rida

Sure, the Miami Gardens rapper has gone pop and made crappy toy concepts for cheap dollars. But, you have to admit that going the EDM route has engrained him to a new, more spend-happy audience base.

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Shawty Lo

A certified one-hit wonders, this Atlanta rapper was going to stun the entire globe with his asinine reality show, All My Babies’ Mamas, which proved just how many women loved the L-O.

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Lil Zane

Remember this guy? The one-time teen rapper fell off harder than V-Nasty at the Apollo, but that didn’t stop him from getting the pantie-draws thrown at him when he was the lead rapper on 112‘s “Anywhere” in 1999.

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Silkk The Shocker

The No Limit dynasty was a mere front to let Percy Miller‘s family into the rap business. Definitely not known for lyrics, P’s youngest brother definitely felt the hate in the room when he got close to Mya which lasted for years.

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Lil’ B

The “Based God” has degenerated into a meme rapper instead of a leader of the new school. But there was a time when fans would “sacrifice” their girlfriend’s for his enjoyment… and their own.

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Bow Wow

Shad Moss has made some pretty corny love songs to commemorate his lost loves (see: Ciara, Angela Simmons). Besides the awkwardness of being around them both on 106 & Park, he also managed to lip-wrestle with Tyra Banks twice.

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Chingy

The former Disturbing Tha Peace rapper had the world “chicken-head” dancing to his tune back in the early 2000s. Gossip-mongers questioned his sexual preference, but he shocked them all by appearing on Couples Therapy with The Young and The Restless star Temple Poteat.

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Plies

You can only count on this Florida rapper for one of three things: 1) women bustin’ it open, 2) women who smell like water, and 3) midget strippers. If you think you’re going to learn anything useful from Algernod, then you need to watch this again and wake up.

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Yung Joc

The former Bad Boy rapper had everyone dancing along to his popular songs. Yet, when the bottom fell out, no one remembered the one-hit wonder until he decided to pop up on VH1‘s Love & Hip-Hop: Atlanta alongside Karlie Redd.

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Flavor Flav

While “911 Is A Joke” is noted for its social commentary (and still is vital today), no one ever counted on this hype-man for lyrics or wise words. But, if you forgot just how much pandemonium he wreaked with women, just remember he had not one, not two, not three, but four seasons of reality TV calamity.

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