10 More Rappers & Singers That Should Offer Scholarships

Obtaining a scholarship isn’t typically easy. Sure there are some gimmies like the scholarship for being left handed or the bread your church gives you for actually doing something with your life. But, viagra no prescription for the most part, getting free ducats to attend college takes a lot of hard work and dedication either in the classroom, chorus room, band room or on the field of play.

Juicy J recently turned that theory on its head after oddly offering $50,000 worth of scholarship money to the girl with the best twerk game. We applaud the Trippy One for his charitable efforts. Hey, some of y’all outchea twerkin’ for Instagram and Vine likes, don’t hate. Juicy’s offer got us to thinking. Surely there are some other entertainers with creative ways to blow money for the good cause of a child’s education.

Here are 10 other rappers and R&B singers who should offer scholarship cheese, and the deeds they could offer the mula for.

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Kanye West
Bless A Paparazzo With The Fade For Me Scholarship
($250,000)
Yeezy’s struggle with the paparazzi is real. He recently commented that the pap he put grown man hands on just wanted him to steal off on him so he could sue for $250,000. Why not keep a needy high school senior in the wing to handle that fade?

Gunplay & RiFF RaFF
Sniff Five Lines Of Coke Scholarship
($25,000)
Hey, you’re probably going to experiment with drugs while in college anyway. You might as well start off with a bang and have some bread to show for it. Bring the rice out.

Stevie J
Play The Sh*t Out Of Your Girl And She Still Take You Back Scholarship
($75,000)
Think you got the balls to totally play the God given shit out of your girl in front on millions of people? Is your mack strong enough keep said female in your stable after facing the utter embarrassment of being laughed at by millions? (Stevie J smile) Step right up.

Chief Keef
Translate My Rhymes Into English Scholarship
($10,000)
There is no way in hell Chief Keef is speaking the King’s English on his songs. He’s probably not reaching his full potential for the simple fact that people can’t decipher the strange new language in which he speaks. We are sure Sosa could spare some racks to have some hungry teen come in and translate his alien language for us common folk.

Raz B
Make Me Popular Again, Pweeeease Scholarship
($50,000)
Since B2K fell off, Raz B has been making failed attempt after failed attempt to reclaim some lime light. We are sure some high school upper classman could come up with something better than faking a near death experience. Then again, maybe not. It’s worth a shot though. It’s for the kids.

Birdman
Make Lil Wayne Fire Beats Scholarship
($100,000 Yeah right, Lil Wayne Will Give You A Sub Par Feature)
Cash Money seems to always be looking for new talent. But paying producers isn’t always their top priority. Why not switch it up and offer a free ride for some young beat maker who can provide Weezy with some fire instrumentals? BOL, yea f#cking right. That was a good one though.

R. Kelly
Golden Showers Scholarship
(Hush Money Full Ride To A School Of Your Choice, Any School, Pick A School)
The details of this scholarship cannot be fully disclosed, but, um yeah.

Dame Dash
Build A Time Machine So I Can Go Back And Undo Whatever Made Jay Not Fuck With Me Scholarship
(Everything He Has Have Left)
At this point, with his finances reportedly spiraling, we are sure Dame’s pride has subsided and he wishes he could turn back the hands of time to the “Hey Papi” days. Are you an inspiring engineer high school Einstein genius kid with a feasible idea for a working time machine? We are sure Dame is willing to invest his last in your future.

DMX
Keep Me Out Of Jail For 365 Days Scholarship
(Undergrad, Doctorate, Phd, Room and Board, New Car, Gourmet Chef – Paid For)
Man listen. Think you have what it takes to do the undoable and tame the dog? You might die in the process, but what is that compared to the price of your future?

Jay Z
Get Jay Z Electronica To Put Out An Album So I Won’t Have Wasted My Money Scholarship
($175,000)
Let’s put it like this. Memphis Bleek has probably put out more songs than Jay Electronica since he captured the hip-hop world with his opus, “Exhibit C.” Hov’s foundation has already passed out $1 million in scholarships for students to study abroad. What’s another couple hundred grand for some motivated scholar to light the fire under Elect’s azz? [II]