12 Examples Why Florida Is The Nexus Of Struggle & Ratchetness [PHOTOS] - Page 10

Thanks to what many say as the injustice of George Zimmerman being acquitted in the murder of Trayvon Martin, the state of Florida has been getting slandered. From boycotts to questioning the sanity of its residents, the Sunshine State’s reputation is getting pummeled.

It got us to thinking, Florida does always seems to be the location of prominent examples of f-ckery and struggle. From the bathsalt zombie that chewed part of a man’s face off, to the latest idiot mother that left her kids unattended to go to a Lil Wayne concert, you gotta admit the state is earning its rep as a welcome sanctuary for stupidity.

You’ll probably still be hitting up Miami Beach, but here are 12 examples of why visiting Florida can turn into an unfortunate decision.

Kush Calling

In early May 2013, a Florida man was arrested for calling 911 over 80 times and asking for Kool-Aid, a burger, and kush.

https://ionehiphopwired.staging.go.ione.nyc/2013/05/02/florida-man-arrested-for-calling-911-80-times-asking-for-kool-aid-a-burger-kush/

Canine Sniffer

In December 2012, a Florida man caught an eight year bid for stealing and snorting both human and dog ashes.

Booty Everywhere

Calvin E. Butler, of Florida, who also goes by Tamieka was arrest for providing illegal butt injections. Apparently sealing the wounds with Krazy Glue is frowned upon.

Money See, Monkey Do

In May 2013 (what a month), a Florida man stripped naked in front of police to prove that he was a monkey.

Job Corp

On July 9, Anthony J. Thomas  applied for a gig at Martin Oil in Ocala, Fla. and tried to steal money from the cash register shortly thereafter.

The Recipe

In June 2013, a man, in Florida of course, 2-piece his dad after an argument about a Kool-Aid recipe.

The P Is Free

In June 2012, south Florida resident Roger Alvin Henderson got arrested for peeing on a squad car, in front of cops.

Gator Pride

In the spectacular month of May 2013, a Florida man ran from cops only to get attacked by an alligator in the process. We couldn’t make this stuff up if we tried.

Stare Down

In May 2013, Florida cops arrested a teen, that was allegedly holding a puppy, for “dehumanizing stares.” Seriously.

Dear Mama

This bird left her kids unattended to go to a Lil Wayne concert. This can’t be life.

Waka Wedding

In June 2013, a Florida woman ended her marriage to attend a Waka Flocka Flame concert. ‘Round of applause for her.

https://ionehiphopwired.staging.go.ione.nyc/2013/06/11/florida-woman-ends-marriage-to-attend-waka-flocka-flame-concert/