Has Cardi B Stabbed You?: Love & Hip Hop: New York Recap

First things first, last night’s episode of Love & Hip Hop: New York featured way too little Cardi B. Nevertheless, some of her castmates did their best to dial up their buffoonery. 

Cisco further proved that creeps can be petty as hell. Yorma paid a visit to Dyckman for some get back and Rah Ali looked like she was moments away from issuing a fade.

Cardi B still had the best line of the night, though. See what you missed in our Love & Hip Hop: New York recap on the following pages.

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Cam’Ron suggested Mendeecees had bars after hearing him spit in the booth. You ain’t got to lie, Killa.

Yorma (and her sister) overheard DJ Self give a shout out to Rose on the radio, then decided a trip to Dyckman was necessary to see what’s up. We get the feeling she only acted a fool for the cameras, though.

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Yorma confroned DJ Self as if she didn’t already know the answers. Pure struggle.

The Creep Squad look like they’re all 40+ years old yet stay bickering like little kids. You dated a chick to get back at Rich Quarterz? Really, Cisco? C’Mon son.

Rah Ali was not here for sharing wedding planning duties with Yandy. At all. Bruh…

Yes, this episode had no commercials. However, we still got hit with the jig.

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Rich went to Peter Gunz for advice. Do you see what’s wrong here?

Everyone pretty much agrees Papoose and Remy Ma are the only couple on here with actual sense.

Cardi B stays with the one-liners.