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Sean “Diddy” Combs and his temper has once again served as a boon to the social media comedians and slander aggregators of the world. How did the Bad Boy Record mogul end up with assault charges for allegedly putting the paws on one of his son Justin’s football coaches at UCLA? 

Let us gather what we know about the situation so far, which is a treasure trove of struggle and shenanigans.

Let’s start with where it all began…

We Talkin’ Bout Practice

Allegedly, UCLA football strength and conditioning coach Sal Alosi was getting on Justin Combs’ (a defensive back) case something awful during practice on Sunday (June 21). Now word is he also called Diddy out by name. Not good.

Photo: Instagram/@iamdiddy

Tripping

Coincidentally, Alosi is the same coach who tripped an NFL player from the sidelines while he worked for the New York Jets in 2010. Classy.

Let’s Talk

Diddy went to pay a visit to Alosi’s office the day after (June 22) the practice. Diddy says Alosi tried to curve him while the UCLA side is saying an out of pocket Diddy was asked to leave his office.

Kettle One vs Ciroc

Diddy claims he picked up a kettle ball in self defense. Team UCLA is saying Puff swung the kettle ball at coach, barely missing. This is the cause of the “assault with a deadly weapon” charge, which is a felony. Bruh…

Cuffin’ Season

Diddy was handcuffed and placed in the back of a campus police squad car to be hauled off to LA County jail.

Exclusive Footage

Apparently the entire incident is on video. Black Twitter will break shortly after its release.

Beat Them Charges Like Rocky

Early word is that the charged will be dropped, but Diddy won’t be allowed on the field anymore. Over under there will be a chunky donation to the athletic department, too?

https://instagram.com/p/3Z5bd7QyBL/?taken-by=uclafootball

What Did Fitty Say?

Of course, 50 Cent couldn’t pass up on getting his troll on.

https://instagram.com/p/4RkQpmML-C/?taken-by=50cent

Out On Bail

Diddy’s bond was set at $50,000, which he paid. Of course, he’s back on the ‘Gram. He was charged with assault with a deadly weapon, making terrorist threats and battery.

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