From the moment the screen said “Breaking News,” it was apparent that DJ Khaled was back with his usual antics in tow in a visual dedicated to his newly christened #1 urban single “Hold You Down.”
The We The Best Music Group founder commemorates this monumental occasion with an 12 minute clip, shot in the Bahamas. Needless to say that Khaled’s gaudy meter is on peak levels, as he delivers golden quote after golden quote. This, my friends, is some of the most entertaining stuff you’ll see on the Internets today.
Bare witness to the video and 10 epic quotes from Khaled’s Belaire Rose-inspired rants after the jump. Leave your thoughts in the comments.
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Photo: WSHH
“Baby, you smart. I want you to film me taking a shower.”
“NUMBER ONE SINGLE IN THE COUNTRY! WE NUMBER ONE.”
“YOU SMART! YOU LOYAL! YOU’RE A GENIUS!”
“When you got a number one, food tastes different.”
“They don’t want you to win. They don’t want you to have the No. 1 record in the country. They don’t want you get healthy. They don’t want you to exercise. And they don’t want you to have that view.”
“I changed… a lot”
“… of course the young lady said, ‘Yes, DJ Khaled. And of course I told her, ‘You smart.”
“It’s a green tomato. They when you eat it, ‘Mo money.'”
“Them doors that was always closed, I ripped the doors off, took the hinges off. And when I took the hinges off, I put the hinges on the f*ckboys’ hands.”
“When I made ‘Hold You Down,’ I was thinking Barry Gordy, Quincy Jones. I was saying to myself, ‘If they was in the studio, what was they thinking.’ So I started thinking DJ Khaled, but inspired by the greats.”
