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Technically, “today” marks the 44th birthday for Sean “Diddy” Combs. But when you’re as ballerific as this Harlem hustler is, you can afford to do anything—including changing your own birthday.

The man known around the universe as Puffy, P. Diddy and Puff Daddy is celebrating another year on Earth. With nearly 20 years in the game of Hip-Hop, this mogul has done everything that one can imagine within the culture, and then remixed it. Beginning as an Uptown Records intern under the tutelage of Andre Harrell and Heavy D, this Howard University alum strived to take his “can’t stop, won’t stop” attitude to the top of the charts.

Throughout his career, Diddy launched Bad Boy Records, showcased the talents of the Notorious B.I.G. to the world, and made a steady run at being Hip-Hop’s first bona fide billionaire. As he sits atop of Forbes‘ highest paid list, this all-around everyman, arguably, has one of the illest gifts ever — a brand, spanking new cable network called Revolt TV.

With a laundry list of things to do (see: Muppets Most Wanted, upcoming King of New York remake), Diddy remains an iron man within the culture and a high-profile talent within the industry.

Although, he won’t be celebrating until November 16, we’re choosing to honor him by highlighting The 15 Most Lavish Gifts For Sean “Diddy” Combs’ Birthday.

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We start off with a subtle treat. Something that no rapper can resist… a bottle of champagne:

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Heidsieck Champagne

Originating from France, this bottle of expensive bubbles is a limited rarity. After being discovered in a shipwreck in 2000, only the world’s richest have been able to taste this sparkling wine, which has been selling at auction for $250,000 a bottle. It’s pocket change for any number of Diddy’s fellow Rat Pack friends, who want to wish him a beloved born-day!

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Nottage Design Pool Table

For the high roller who loves to get his Paul Newman on, this billiards table is made of toughened glass covered by a transparent surface that replicates the feel of a traditional cloth-topped version. Ringing in $66,981.60, this would make a great addition to the Revolt TV offices… just as long as you don’t try to beat Harlem’s own Minnesota Fats.

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Land On Napa Valley’s Vineyard

Sure, right now, E-40 may have cornered the market on wineries within Hip-Hop, but Diddy is a baller blocker all his own. For his 44th, a few friends with distinguished tastes (we’re looking at you, Pharrell) should buy a vineyard in Napa Valley. It will only cost $7 million dollars, but watching the birthday boy turn that into a popular drink would be priceless.

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Lunch With President Barack Obama

The new forty-four should dine with the old forty-four, as frienemy Jay Z should “hit Obama on the text” and set this one up for the birthday baller. It would require a lot of strategic planning from the C.I.A., but you can only picture Diddy’s timeline the next day after these two heads of free enterprise chat over some delectable dining.

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Bugatti Veyron

“From Rick Ross to Diddy, with love and respect,” is how we imagine how the card would read once this Bugatti birthday king took the bow off of his $2,250,000 gift.

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A Trip To (Almost) Outer Space

This “out of this world” gift would be a great thing for the notorious stunt-tastic Diddy to hold over the rap game’s collective heads. Being gifted a ride on Richard Branson‘s $250,000 Virgin Galactic Trip would allow the Harlem mogul to re-enact the weightlessness scene from the “Mo’ Money, Mo’ Problems” music video, while viewing the Earthlings from above. We would just love to see the 5-day training recap posted on Revolt TV.

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An Exclusive Waterfall

Granted, this gift from the gorgeous Cassie would have been given from money Diddy already gives to her… but it’s the thought that counts, no? Either way, at a cool $1.6 million, the two lovebirds could celebrate another birthday year in true Puff Daddy fashion.

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A Fantasy Bra

Imagine, if you will, Cassie singing a Marilyn Monroe-inspired birthday song, hopping out of a luxurious cake, and wearing nothing but frosting and this $10 million dollar undergarment. Don’t you wish it was your born-day, too?

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Frozen Haute Chocolate Dessert

Although, Diddy is changing his birthdate, that doesn’t mean he shouldn’t celebrate altogether. For $25,000 dollars, he can sink his gold-dipped teeth into this froze hot chocolate mix, served in a baccarat Harcourt crystal goblet with an 18K gold and white diamond bracelet attached to the neck. As an extra birthday surprise, the goblet is further laced with 23K edible gold. Golden good eating!

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A Jaeger-LeCoultre Brass Clock

Priced at a paltry $43,200, even somebody like Young Money’S Tyga can give Diddy a gift that keeps on ticking.

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Femme de Venise

While Swizz Beatz and Jay Z rap about owning Basquiat‘s, Diddy’s gift from friend, Pharrell Williams could be this Alberto Giacometti sculpture. Priced at $14 million, it is certainly an eye-catching piece of work that would further separate the mogul from his fellow rap comrades.

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Solid Gold-Barrelled Faber-Castell Pen

When you’re this rich and famous, it is only right to have only the best when doling out your autograph to the peasants. For only $95,688, the former Uptown intern from Uptown, Harlem, U.S.A. can be one of only ten to have this diamond-encrusted, solid gold-barrelled pen.

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Aston Martin Champagne Cooler

To keep that bottle of Heidsieck on chill, this $41,464.80 champagne cooler boasts a silver interior insulated with carbon-fibre to prevent any condensations. So icy.

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Cherry Wood Scrabble Set

Who needs “Words With Friends,” when you can play Scrabble with your loved ones with this family classic. This $3,548.12 luxury board game is set in cherry wood that’s inlaid with a printed, hand-bound leather board and comes with leather Scrabble letters and letter racks. A must have for any true lover of words and lyrics.

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A Chanel Bicycle

Diddy is no stranger to fitness. Having ran a New York City marathon and constantly representing Hip-Hop as its own strongman, it would only be right to get him this $12,000 bicycle customized by Chanel. Boasting eight-speeds with a quilted leather seat, this would be the gift that helps Diddy work out those kinks and prepare him for the all-week Scorpio Diddy Birthday Extravagnza (already copyrighted, Sean!).

What gifts would you give the rap mogul who seemingly has it all?! Leave your thoughts below!