No New Friends: 10 People Kanye West Won’t Send Christmas Cards To
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It’s not the holidays until you start receiving custom-made coal in your stocking from the Louis Vuitton Don.
Ever the narcissistic rap icon, Kanye West is more than just the man who shocked actor Michael Myers with his Katrina commentary and wore a leather kilt. The “Through The Wire” lyricist has achieved national and international infamy by crushing charts and blurring lines all throughout Hip-Hop’s storied coloring book.
As critics and pundits continue to debate the impact of the gift of his genre-bending effort, Yeezus, the holidays are quickly approaching. The Roc-a-Fella artist hasn’t exactly been a jolly St. Nick this year, as he’s quickly distinguished himself as a venerable Scrooge (or scourge) on all things that go against the culture.
Whether he’s found himself putting the paws on the paparazzi, claiming credit for a not-so-appreciated fashion trend, or just being passive-aggressive towards his musical competition — Kanye West’s outlook on life isn’t always full of Yuletide cheer.
With December 25th two months away, we humorously take a look at 10 People Kanye West Won’t Send Christmas Cards To.
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Lamar Odom
Yeezy isn’t in a rush to help the former Los Angeles Laker out of his current woes, or into rehab.
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Jimmy Kimmel
After making fun of the Grammy Award winning rapper on his late night talk show, you can bet that Kanye will forward any holiday cheer directly to Sarah Silverman
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50 Cent
Sure, the Kanye vs. 50 sales beef has died down, but old wounds are hard to hide and heal. As Yeezy embarks on his first solo tour in five years, the Chi-Town legend won’t extend an olive branch anytime soon.
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Justin Timberlake
The Larry Bird to his Magic Johnson, Justin Timberlake wouldn’t be the one Kanye West wishes to go Christmas caroling with.
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Wiz Khalifa & Amber Rose
Everyone involve has parted ways amicably, with Kanye recently becoming a father himself. But with Martin Louie the King still on a tirade, don’t expect any gifts to be directed in Bash’s way during the holidays.
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Drake
Aubrey may be on top of the charts with his latest album, but Ye’, eager to hit the road, will be a traveling Scrooge on his worst behavior.
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Karl Lagerfield
Sending shots to FENDI for stealing his “leather sweatpants” idea, you can just picture Yeezy bringing the ruckus of Christmas in Harlem to Lagerfeld’s doorstep.
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Harvey Levin
The new age Michael Jackson has already told Harv’s paps to beat it with his fists. But as the holidays approach you can bet Yeezus will bless the gossip website owner with a few lumps of coal on his forehead.
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Dizzee Rascal
While the English rapper and songwriter doesn’t believe that Kanye West is a credible “spokesperson for Hip-Hop,” Yeezus can easily claim to have never heard of D.R. Thereby, no need to send any holiday cards.
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If there’s anything Kanye hates, it’s someone stopping another from getting out their dreams. You can expect a lengthy blog post rant in all-caps, NMA! Courtesy of Yeezus.
Who else should Kanye West not send Christmas cards to? Let us know in the comments section below.
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