A Visual History Of Epic LeBron James Hairline Slander
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While he has possibly been the best professional athlete in the world for years, a couple of scarlet letters have followed LeBron James throughout most of his NBA career. From a basketball and athletic perspective, he has since vindicated himself by capturing two championships with the Miami Heat, but the slander continues.
Unfortunately his signature headband could not hide the shame of his faltering hairline.
Just like many others, LeBron held on to the hairline for as long as he could. The hairline draws a great sense of pride, respect and most importantly masculinity for men. So it is to no surprise that even the regal King James suffered ridicule from all angles–fans, media, players and of course Black Twitter.
To everyone’s surprise, LeBron showed up sporting a baldie at Nike’s “Witness History Tour” in Southeast Asia this week. Now that he has allegedly given up on his fight against male pattern baldness, we salute the most epic LeBron James hairline slander throughout the years.
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Photo: Business Insider
The timeline of hairline struggle we have all become familiar with.
A nice play of James’ infamous pep rally speech after he signed with the Miami Heat – touché.
Memes never get old – NEVER.
A young Lebron when he had hair to spare.
Yo dawg, even Xzibit got some slander in.
The president couldn’t help LeBron either
We are sure he pondered this after a while.
Circa the rumors of a zombie in Miami. [Note: the spelling struggle here is so real.]
The classic clip of Charles Barkley going in is priceless.
Video: Youtube
A more formal timeline with measurements and appropriate hairline mourning music.
Even LeBron had some jokes about his hairline.
