Rihanna is a master of surprise. From her ever-changing hair, to her tatted up frame, whatever moves she makes we’re all paying attention—whether we’d like to admit it or not.
Instead of run from the media fodder, Miss Rih flung the door wide open by taking more than 150 people, including fans, and a select group of scribes, on a seven-day, seven-country global 777 tour, kicking off earlier in the week.
If you have Twitter, Instagram, or Facebook, and follow anyone with any ties to the news cypher, chances are you’ve seen a few shaky flicks and excited posts about breathing the same air as Rihanna. From the looks of it, the “777 plane” is one big party after another capped off by a nightly front-row seats to the 24-year-old’s live show skills.
But what is she really trying to tell us?
After combing through tons of tweets, pictures on “The Gram” and even a few Facebook updates, Hip-Hop Wired has figured out exactly what Rihanna wants you to know about her 777 tour… and her life in general.
Jump into Rih Rih’s world below.
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Photos: VH1/Getty/AP/Coco Perez
A Party Ain’t A Party Unless There’s Ace of Spades Involved
Rihanna balls hard. Rappers made AOS accessible to the Hip-Hop world, but Rih is giving out liquor— that can run well over $1,000 a bottle— to her 777 crew for free.
The Press Loves Her Just As Much As Regular Fans
When Rihanna walks back into coach, it’s hard not to go ape sh-t. She’s fly.
Her Marketing Budget Is Crazy
Flying all those people around, and giving them goodie bags, isn’t cheap.
Chris Brow Can Still Get It
Like a third-degree marketing-Jedi, Rihanna released her “Nobody’s Business” track with Chris Brown while she’s far away on the 777 tour. The song will be her next hit, but it also says that her love for Breezy is real. And it’s none of your business.
She Works Hard For Her Money
In the middle of entertaining over 100 people, Rihanna still has to put on seven shows over seven days. She grinds.
She’s More Fun Than Your Favorite Rapper
Seriously, when’s the last time Jay-Z invited you out on a plane?
That Rihanna Reign Just Won’t Let Up
In September, “Diamonds” debuted at No. 16 on the Hot 100 singles charts, not bad but definitely not up to Rihanna’s standards. This week it’s in second place, which means that after seven days of being embedded with the press, she’s closing in on that No. 1 spot.
