10 Flicks Of Kanye West Looking Whipped For Kim Kardashian [PHOTOS]

KimYe have become America’s sweethearts. Okay, that’s a total lie, but in the world of reality TV meets Hip-Pop, these two are slowly digestible. Kanye West and Kim Kardashian have had this strange friendship for several years, and now it’s blossomed into romance. Most people find a story like that cute at surface level, right? Plus, with Kanye spouting Shakespearean love bars about Kim—like referencing her flour bombing from PETA on “Theraflu” and discussing her adults only tape with Ray J on “Clique”—it’s become an affair that touches all walls of Hollywood’s padded room.

Then of course we have the paparazzi photos of Yeezy and Dash out on the streets. They’re holding hands, they’re loving up on each other, they’re just acting like two googly eyed kids. Does anyone, though, feel this relationship is imbalanced? On Keeping Up With the Kardashians, Kanye is always hiding behind walls, grinning and waving, or doing grand gestures like purchasing an entire new wardrobe for Kim. So who loves who more? Our vote is that Kanye is more into Kim.

Take a look at some of these flicks we’ve compiled in the gallery to prove that Yeezy is head over heels for Kimbo Slice, while she may just “really really like him.” Hey, if this ends with a breakup, we’ll probably get some good Emo Rap out of it.

*Kanye Shrug*

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Look, it’s okay to be in love, but check out this glazed over look in Kanye’s eyes. Kim is doing her best version of a Facebook photo, and he’s over there showing teeth and really just looking way too excited to be there. Kanye, you look delirious. This one can break your heart even more than Amber Rose. Watch out, Yeezy!

This is one of those instances where someone said something quasi-funny to Kim Kardashian, and she ended up doing one of those polite Hollywood laughs. Meanwhile Kanye is all, “I think it’s funny if you think it’s funny.” He’s completely checking for her face to gauge how he needs to respond. Good luck with that.

These two were probably cruising along Sunset Blvd, and Kim saw something in a shop window she liked, so she jumped out of the car and Kanye just had to jump out of the car too. Look at him, he barely got to close the door. The car is probably still moving. “Mercy-lago, she go wherever I go.” Not in this instance.

This one is a throwback from Kanye’s mullet days. Kim doesn’t know Kanye is even in the room, but Yeezy sure as hell knows she’s there. He’s gawking at her like she’s hot reality TV lunch. Poor Kourtney, though. She’s caught in the middle of stalker cuffing season looking like, “Get me the hell out of here!”

You know it’s a sad day in the world of everything when Kim Kardashian looks more into a basketball game than Kanye West. Kim actually looks like she’s either really studying the sport or choosing her next ballin’ victim. Poor Kanye is looking at her like, “Oh you like basketball? I have a Gucci jersey. It’s really nice and goes lovely with my gold-plated Fendi basketball.”

Kim K: The camera loves me. Kanye: Well then I must be the camera. Kim K: I’m sorry, what did you say? Kanye: Oh, um, I said I’m a fan of MC Hammer. Kim K: I’m not really into Greek mythology babe. Kanye: Yeah, me neither.

There is nothing in the history of the spoken word that Kim Kardashian could ever say that would be interesting enough to elicit a reaction like that on Kanye West’s face. She’s probably discussing her brother Rob crying on TV, and Kanye is responding with, “That’s hot. I like to cry too.” Or maybe they’re just having a good time and we’re being haters. Whatever.

Oh boy, what in the world is he whispering in her ear that’s giving her that “home movie” face? It must be some pretty potent stuff. If Yeezy keeps that up then maybe there is a long future for this pair after all. Where are they anyway? It doesn’t look like a function that would warrant this type of behavior. Save that for Skype, guys.

Kim K: So I said to Kanye, if you really loved me you would put on my leather pants and then put on Lamar’s shirt. I think that would look hot. So he put it on, and I think he really liked how it looked. He had to wear two chains with it though, and I’m all like uh you’re not Tity Boi. We need to work on that.

One final example where Kim Kardashian is amped to be strutting out into the spotlight, and Kanye West is amped to be strutting out anywhere with her. She could be escorting him to a volcano about to erupt and he’d still have that same silly grin on. We said it before and we’ll say it again: BE CAREFUL, YEEZY!