The 10 Greatest Ghostface Killah Soundbites Ever [VIDEO]

Hip-Hop Wired is sending a special happy birthday shoutout to the one and only Ghostface Killah, aka Tony Starks, aka Pretty Toney. We are incredibly grateful for Ghostface because, let’s be honest, where would we be without Ghost’s masterful words of wisdom?

Ghost Deini has been handing out gems of advice since the early 90s, and he’s been spot on about each and every one of them. Once more, a Ghostface Killah interview is what all Hip-Hop interviews should be like. Raw, candid, and no holds barred. Let us take you through some of Ghost’s best soundbites ever.

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http://cdn.springboard.gorillanation.com/storage/js/sb.html5.js“I’ll sign a titty” Although Ghost loves his fans, he seems bothered that one of his fans waited an entire night just for Ghost to sign his girlfriend’s breast. Come on, duke. Was she even a fan of Ghost?

http://cdn.springboard.gorillanation.com/storage/js/sb.html5.jsBreaking up a fight between wifey and jumpoff

Ghostface’s words of wisdom he dropped on The Life Files were an ongoing series that coincided with his album The Wizard Of Poetry. He carefully advises on how to go about breaking up a fight between your girlfriend and your jumpoff should they ever cross paths.

“I cant really talk about cereal cause that’s like six dollars a box, yo. Shytes bananas.”

http://cdn.springboard.gorillanation.com/storage/js/sb.html5.js In a classic MTV2 clip entitled The World According to Pretty Toney, Ghost gives us the “hustler’s diet.” But avoid that cereal, that’s six dollars, that’s bananas.

“Wash your f**king face, and then wash your nuts. Don’t wash your nuts then wash your face. You going backwards.” Ghostface + personal hygiene = always a win. This wasn’t a real commercial, but dammit it should’ve been.

“Scrub that f**king halitosis off that f**king tongue of yours, man.” Ghost and hygiene again. Is he a germiphobe, or just a lot smarter than the rest of us. I’ll go with the latter.

http://cdn.springboard.gorillanation.com/storage/js/sb.html5.js“He loved P***y so much b, I seen him wrap gauze around his d**k. Then put the condom over the gauze so his d**k was looking ‘that fat.’ ”

Ghostface Killah shares a pretty disgusting tour story about his friend, the late Old Dirty Bastard.

http://cdn.springboard.gorillanation.com/storage/js/sb.html5.jsGhostface doesn’t wife hoes. Ever, ever, ever, ever, as he eloquently put it. He also says that men and women are not equal, pissing off women worldwide.

http://cdn.springboard.gorillanation.com/storage/js/sb.html5.js“First off, I don’t know if you had your hands all up in your pants, in your arms. You could’ve been scratching your thing, nah mean? Then you just gonna throw ya hands up in my ‘frigerator?

Listen man, if you are going to be around Ghost, just be clean or else you are going to piss him off. And you don’t want to piss off Tony Starks.

“It’s the perfect f**king holiday gift. So I don’t know why you sittin’ on your asses.”

http://cdn.springboard.gorillanation.com/storage/js/sb.html5.js The Ghostface Killah doll is a classic Hip-Hop artifact, and if you have one, consider yourself among the lucky.

http://cdn.springboard.gorillanation.com/storage/js/sb.html5.js“I don’t even like touching midgets cause they hands, like…they stubby like.”