Ever get annoyed reading someone’s timeline? Or have a sneaky suspicion that their real life is actually nothing like their tweets?
Well, don’t worry, because you’re not the only one.
Struggle tweeters live by a “fake it ’til you make it” philosophy. Since no one would ever care enough to actually take the time to look into the validity of tweets, the user is able to construct whatever reality he or she sees fit. Following a person like this can be irritating, exhausting, and just pretty damn sad.
When did the Twitter game become so serious that a person has to resort to fairy tales just to be able to make their digital life what they can’t make a reality in their regular life? We don’t really know the answer to that question, but what we have done is pointed out a few signs to prove that your Twitter life is not only strugglicious, but a complete farce.
Tweet with caution.
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You Have No Real Friends
The moment you hold nothing but conversations on Twitter and not with any people in person, your officially a loser.
You Can’t Experience Anything Without Posting A Photo First
You really don’t have to take a picture of everything you say you’re doing. We’ll take your word for it.
You Check To See Who Unfollowed You
Twitter is basically a stalker’s playground, and that rule also applies to those who keep a watchful eye on their followers. Get your life together.
You Continuously Tweet About Being Busy When You’re Supposed To Be Working
Ask yourself this question: If you’re so busy, then why do you have so much time to tweet?
Your Self Worth Is Determined By Your Number Of Twitter Followers
The fact that you have “followers” versus “friends” on Twitter can make a lesser person believe that they’ve reached the level of a digital disciple, but they’re sadly mistaken.
You Stalk Tweet The Same Celebrities, Yet They Never Hit You Back
Struggle tweeting celebrities that never respond is the epitome of lame. Do better.
You Hashtag Everything
Every word really doesn’t need to be a hashtag. No, seriously.
You Tweet About Drinking On Saturdays & God On Sundays
You can’t erase your nightly sins by tweeting about God the next day. Also, he doesn’t have an account, so he’s good on your Twitter praise.
You Use The Word “Yolo.”
We really need to let this “Yolo” sh-t go. Immediately, if not sooner.
You Jack Other People’s TweetS & Try To Pass ‘Em Off As Your Own
Is it really that serious?
Your Relationship Started On Twitter
We all know how that turned out for these two….
