10 People In Hip-Hop We Never (Ever) Want To Upset [PHOTOS]

Alley Boy

When you think of rappers that are clearly about that life, a lot of names come to mind. Alley Boy is at the top of that list. With a song category and a twitpic library that looks and sounds like it should be on America’s Most Wanted, who would want to be the unlucky soul to see if he’s fibbin or not?

Maino

Maino’s served time and has no problem putting the paws on rappers or intrusive videographers. Imagine what Maino would do to you if he didn’t like you. We’d rather not.

Gunplay

You know what’s scarier than a guy named Gunplay? A guy who loves doing hard drugs and is named Gunplay. After seeing that video footage of Gunplay sticking up an accountant, we knew that the “Human L.A. Riot” wasn’t just a nickname. Rick Ross may have legitimacy issues. Don Logan does not.

Beanie Sigel

We all watched Beanie Sigel’s great turn into films in his State Property series. We also can’t be the only ones wondering “damn, this guy really isn’t acting that much.” We were right, Beans has been back in and out of the bing more times than we’d like to count. We hope Hov can still “Free Sigel.”

Chief Keef

Jay-Z

Lance “Un” Rivera, Damon Dash, Lil’ Mama. What do all three of those people have in common? They crossed Hov and have never recovered from it. Nas? They kissed and made up now but that was only after Jay-Z signed him to Def Jam after their much publicized beef. Most people who cross Hova have their careers thrown into the tall grass never to be seen again.

Eminem 

Eminem has ripped his mom, his ex-wife and Mariah Carey to shreds. He also dedicated much of his career to destroying Benzino. You think he gives a damn about you? Just like he says on “Cold Wind Blows,” ‘just think of Mariah next time I inspire you to write a song.’

Bun B

Bun B is by all accounts one of the coolest people in rap music. It’s hard to get on the bad side of Bernard, but one surefire way to do it (and all of Texas for that matter) is to disrespect the legacy of Pimp C. Just. Don’t. Do. It.

50 Cent 

Curtis has not or never been one to let it go. I don’t even thinks he knows the meaning of let it go. But what he will do is record phone conversations, put on masks, put you on mixtape covers, diss you on records, and have the piss beat out of you if he doesn’t like you.

Ma Dukes

Detroit is not a friendly place. If you want that entire city to call for your head, disrespect J. Dilla or draw the ire of Ma Dukes Yancey, his mother. Remember Charles Hamilton? Exactly.