Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta is over for now, but VH1 has graciously opted to stretch out the 15-minutes of fame of your favorite reality TV train wrecks for your viewing pleasure. The network split the show’s finale into two parts, so as to give the public a healthy helping of ratchetness, ensuring that they are fully satisfied.
On last night’s episode, we learned several things: Lil Scrappy needs to let go of the wide-collared church shirts and get a stylist, Stevie J should follow his calling and come out with a line of bedazzled struggle t-shirts and pastel pants, Rasheeda condones (alleged) domestic violence if her friend is the accused, and Karlie Redd may have known Harriet Tubman—personally.
Of course the shining star of the show was none other than the Puerto Rican princess herself, Joseline Hernandez. Dressed in a blue tight fitting dress –with a split all the way up to heaven— she slandered just about everyone on stage, and denied being a born a man (a fact which Scrappy can apparently attest to).
Surely there is more foolery to come, so to prepare you for part deux of the Love & Hip-Hop: Atlanta finale, we’ve put together the best struggle lines from last night’s show.
Word to Mama Dee.
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“I’m tired of this old a– Harriet Tubman b-tch.” – K. Michelle
Harriet Tubman was a great woman, she doesn’t deserve such slander.
“Never been a victim, never have. Never will.” –Mimi
Sorry but any human who sleeps (or slept with) Stevie J is a victim…of making bad decisions.
“My p-ssy got receipts.”
Wait, is that a good thing Karlie Redd? Also, how old are you?
“They didn’t let me go [from my record deal], I left…” –Rasheeda
… And she’s been trying to remain relevant ever since.
“I put them paws on him cuz.” –Scrappy
This is partly true, but before Scrappy could completely raise his paws, everybody fell into the bushes.
“I’m a woman of God so f-ck ya’ll who don’t believe it.” –Joseline
You sure about that?
“You [Joseline] asked me to marry you.” –Stevie J
Strippers have been known to say lots of things. This guy. *sigh*
“When you’re the queen and you have the prince and the throne has been violated, I just can’t let people come up in the castle and just run it.” –Mama Dee
Mama Dee is hella philosophical.
***Extra Struggle***
This dude deserves an honorable mention for rockin the cold “I hope my wig is on straight” struggle face.
