Color Blind Rhymes: 10 Rap Songs White People Love

While Hip-Hop made its crossover appeal in the early 90’s, our fellow Caucasian friends have took the music and have been bumping it ever since.

Even though it seems that all of their favorites are the cheesiest Hip-Hop songs of all time, you can guarantee that these tracks will definitely be spun at little Becky’s wedding.

Peep the page #’s below to see which Rap Songs even Bill O’Reiley can’t help but to dance off beat for!

10. MC Hammer – “U Can’t Touch This”

Whether it’s the catchy Rick James bass-line, the shiny pants, or the new sound that caught attention in the early 90’s/late 80’s, Hammer’s “Can’t Touch This” will be one of the most successful Hip-Hop songs in the white community.

I blame the Sugar Hill Gang…

9. Will Smith – “Getting Jiggy With It”

“You want to ball with the kid? Watch your step you might fall trying to do what I did!”

If a Dad’s teenage daughter had to bring home a rapper, you can bet the father would pray he was someone like Will Smith.

The non vulgar always cheerful emcee chopped up the Sister Sledge sample to give us one of the worst songs with the one of the worst dances.

But you can blame Nas….he wrote the song. #Truestory

8. Eminem – “Pretty much anything Eminem has ever rapped about”

Whether it’s his controversial killing homosexual hits from back in the days or his recent empowering “I’m ready to take over the world” radio smashers, white people love Eminem.

Let’s be real…how many of you darker skinned folks was singing the hook to “Not Afraid?” I’ll wait…

7. Rob Base and DJ Easy Rock – “It Takes Two”

Now don’t get me wrong, this is a classic, but it’s also the go to Hip-Hop song for every Disney Movie trailer ever.

However, being half white and half black, I get the unfortunate privilege of hearing this song at both family reunions EVERY time.

I mean..did you see how excited Jimmy Fallon and Justin Timberlake looked when they performed it?

6. Vanilla Ice – “Ice Ice Baby”

Whoever thought “let’s find a white rapper that can rap over a David Bowie and Queen sample” is pretty much a genius.

While Ice was “Cooking emcees like a pound of bacon” the white community fed into the foolishness and increased Rob Van Winkle’s popularity to the point he got his own movie!

Even though the shenanigans stopped when Suge Knight decided to hold Ice over a balcony by his feet, “Ice Ice Baby” will be a constant reminder of the first popular white emcee.

5. House of Pain – “Jump Around”

Speaking of white rappers, these Irish cats can flow 893489349 times better than Mr. Van Winkle,  and may of given us the first dope mainstream white rapper song.

While this is pretty much the anthem for every middle school Sadie Hawkins dance, I won’t lie..it bumps still to this day.

You’re lying to yourself if you don’t jump and get hype when you hear that intro.

4. Tag Team – “Whoomp (There It Is)”

I’m extremely happy that I was just a kid when this song came out, because now I’ve had the honor to hear this song EVERY sporting event I’ve ever been to since 93.

While I thought that there may of been a slight chance that this song can be put to rest, the fine folks at AT&T happened to remind white America of it in their latest commercial.

And why do you think the white guy in the commercial knows the year instead of the black guy?!

3. Anything Lil Wayne Has Put Out Since “The Carter III”

While the older generation may not be hip to Lil Wayne, I personally do not know one single white person who doesn’t mess with Lil Wayne.

And NOW since this man decided to start singing, every other facebook status/tweet is now lyrics to the most overplayed song in the country.

Fellas, if her facebook status has hearts and recent Lil Wayne lyrics, RED FLAG!

2. Young MC – “Bust A Move”

Young MC’s “Bust A Move” has been performed/played/used so much, even Young MC says he hates the song now.

Every birthday party, Bar Mitzvah, and corporate event is always ready to get the “party started” by busting out the one hit wonder’s fame to success.

Can we stop though, like fo real fo real!?

1. Sir-Mix-A-lot – “Baby Got Back”

Was it because it was the first time that white men could be open with their obsessions of large as*es?

Whatever the reason is, I don’t know a single white person who doesn’t try to shake what most our lacking to Mix-A-Lot’s classic.

Watch the expressions on your favorite soccer mom when she hears “Oh My God Becky..” instant excitement!